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PostSubject: Sardarji   Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:52 pm

Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
surprise doonga..!"
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:00 am

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:19 am

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.

Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.

Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:28 am

Man: Yaar tuney apni bewi ko talak kiu diya..?
Sardar :Yaar wo bari character less thi SHADI muj sey ki or Bacha BHAGWAAN sey maangti thi lollllll
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:35 am

Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:42 am

Sardar-Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.FATHER oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!Sardar:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal nai krayea lollllll
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:03 am


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:27 am

Sardar's Wife : Kuri(girl) jawan ho gaii hai Koi acha larka dhoondoo 26 age ho jiskii.
Sardar :ager 26 ka na mila tou 13 13 k doo ley aoon Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:41 am

Aik larka.. larki sy.. : my tumhai touch b nahi karoon gaa or kiss b karoon ga..
Larki : Impossible..?
Larka : lagaoo shart 20 20 rupees ki..?
Larki : ok..
Larkaa : zor zor sy uskoo kiss kerta hai..
Larki : shouted tum ny mjy touch kiya hai..
Larka : yeh loo 20 rupey.. lollllll
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:51 am

very Funny lollllll
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:51 am

Thapar mar k bv say shohar bola admi usay marta hayjisay pyar karta hay..bv shohar ko 2 thapar mar kar boli aap kia samajtay hain mein aap say pyar nahi karti... lollllll
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PostSubject: Re: Sardarji   Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:55 am

Shazia: Tum abhi tak zinda ho?
Laila: haan kiyun kiya hua??
Shazia: woh kal tumharie ammi meri ammi sey keh rahi thie..zara kainchee(scissor) deyna meiney shazia ka gala kaatna hai
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